Title: The Invisible KOALA, the Poisonous Mushroom, and the Only (Two) Sane Man in the Room
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ted, Veronica, Adelle, Dominic, Phil, Lem, Linda, Chet
Disclaimer: I neither own Dollhouse nor Better Off Ted. They belong to their respective (and brilliant) owners. Thank you and have a nice day.
Words: 6,026
Spoilers: None, although I dropped in a few references from some episodes
Summary: Ted convinces Veronica to attend a business luncheon with Rossum Corporation and she gets shocked when she meets their Rossum counterparts. Phil and Lem worry about their invention that got loose.
Author’s Note: This is my first attempt at writing humor. I apologize if it falls flat. And everybody knows that Better Off Ted = Dollhouse on crack raised to nth levels of crack and Veronica Palmer = Adelle DeWitt. And I also apologize if there are bits of OOC-ness going on with the characters. I tried my best to capture everybody’s awesome. Veronica’s extremely difficult to write, although I’m extremely proud of how Linda turned out. *nods head*
Oh, yeah, and this is set in the universe where "Spy in the House of Love" doesn't happen.
Also: this wasn't originally written for the
dewitt_dominic celebration week, but it's Friday and it's Fic Day!
All mistakes are mine. Enjoy!
( That’s ridiculous, Ted, everyone knows it’s the platypus that turns visible when it’s warmer, not koalas. )