The Tumblr Fake Movie Meme: The Hit List

[derevko_child]

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THE HIT LIST — Levins (Jon Hamm), a top hit man employed by the Rossi Family, is tasked to eliminate Miranda Smith (Tricia Helfer), a floral and cake shop owner in New Jersey. Deadly complications arise when Miranda Smith turns out to be The Knife, the Russian mob’s top assassin who also has orders to kill him. Who will be able to kill whom? Or will they turn the tables on their employers and eliminate them instead?

Comments

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Why isn't it reaaaaaal?

[derevko-child.livejournal.com]

A friend suggested that there'd be a scene where they just stare at each other because "their looks could kill". lmao

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL it's so true. You also neglected to mention how CLEARLY MEANT FOR EACH OTHER THEY ARE.

[derevko-child.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE. But that will come later, after they've blown up most of the people.

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

I looooove this. It's so moody!

[derevko-child.livejournal.com]

Thanks ♥