So, I watched Reed Diamond's Christmas movie last night (Three Days) with Kristin Davis and Tim Meadows. It was... loltastic, to say the least. I did sort of a liveblogging thing and it's just... let's just say, this would have been a better snarky experience if you have someone watching it with you. hahahahaha



- God, Charlotte, what what what are you wearing. Also, she's so saccharine and ugh, such a ~good~ person. I now know why she dies in this movie.

- Heyyy, an Adelle-like office and a desk befitting of a head honcho. Lol @ the Britney Spears microphone. Oh, the age where blue tooth headsets don't exist.

- Was this yoga scene included to show off Charlotte's bod? Because yes, she has a nice figure. Moving on.

- Lol, the contrasting scenes to contrast the ~relaxed~ life of the wife and the ~stressful~ high-powered life of the husband.

- I'm making screencaps. They aren't nice looking. Ugh. No amount of photoshop can fix this.

- Oh god, these screencaps make him look like a sleazy boss. *deletes*

- ~literary junkfood~ AT LEAST PEOPLE ARE STILL READING (this is not a good argument against actual junkfood, but hey)

- FLIRT! But this working relationship seems to be the battle of the dimples, so yeah. There isn't a point in this sentence.

- Oh god, Andrew, you forgot about the Christmas Tree shopping. Charlotte, why are you carrying that damn thing!

- Why isn't Andrew into Christmas! Because it's cold? What?

- Beth? Charlotte sounds better.

- What an ugly tree.

- Oh that dog. It will be the death of you. Literally.

- Oh god. Caroling.

- I DON'T EVEN SING IN THE SHOWER.

- They spent Christmas together for the last 20 years? Married? How old are these people?!

- STOP BEING PRISSY CHARLOTTE, HE'S NOT GOING TO MISS CHRISTMAS AT ALL.

- IDK, the idea of decorating your house for Christmas only three days before Christmas is a foreign concept for me. People in this country start decorating their houses for Christmas on September. YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE YOUR DECORATING THE FIRST WEEK OF DECEMBER, CHARLOTTE

- STOP BEING PRISSY CHARLOTTE

- I feel like I'm going to end up just shouting at Charlotte in all her scenes. :|

- Oh, Andrew. Your speech makes me lol. Being the convincing Head of the Dollhouse you will never be.

- "We hear the voice of the generation." God, Andrew. Bullshit. If I were that guy, I'd find another agent.

- AHAHAHA. OMG THAT GUY'S EXPRESSION. It's like, an unmoveable fixture.

- Andrew's assistant is like... a liar. Heh.

- GUURRL. Stop flirting. Everybody knows Andrew's only for Adelle Charlotte/Beth

- Lol, this clunky, ~flirty~ exchange. Gurl. You've got 'HOMEWRECKER' plastered across your forehead. RUN ANDREW, RUN

- Charlotte, what's with all the books?

- Hehehe, look at the picture. eyeglasses!Andrew

- LMAO AT THIS FIXING-THE-HAIR SCENE. Why do you have to put this in here.

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- WHAT

- Jesus Christ, Andrew, if you didn't see that note, you were really going to cheat on your wife? Why did that Angel give you a second chance?!

- Skipping a few minutes because ugh.

- Girl got no right to be angry.

- Skipping a few seconds again. I arrive at PRISSY CHARLOTTE ANGRY AT ANDREW.

- God, this video is so dark.

- OH MY GOD. What is that dog doing there

- OH GOD, SHE GOT HIT BY A SPEEDING CAR. Like, squarely on the torso. WHAT KIND OF CHRISTMAS MOVIE IS THIS.

- "How is she?" "She's dead, Jim."

- Right, blame the dog. She was the one who stood there in the middle of the road.

- Dead Charlotte is dead.

- Where the fuck is that dog.

- Why are you going back to your house? Why aren't you planning funeral arrangements, Andrew? Why aren't you calling anyone about Charlotte's death? What how and why.

- A locksmith open on Christmas? Servicing the thieves?

- That angel is dressed like Dexter.

- "No, but I know you." CREEPY.

- "I'm the answer to your prayer." CREEPY

- Wings, way too ostentatious. Haha.

- Andrew keeps on asking what/how did you do that. Be ANGRIER Andrew. Where's the anger, the tiredness, the grief?

- Special lady like Beth? Egh. What.

- Bestow a gift? A very rare gift? What? Creepy angel is creepy. The shadow churvs makes him look so shady. Shady creepy angel.

- What's with the slow motion, man.

- God, Reed. Your face.

- Man, this movie's depressing.

- OHMYGODSHESALIVE. That... didn't have the impact it wanted. Sorry. Would have been better if we had a few more minutes of Andrew crying and being alone. Also, the angel scene would have worked better if we had less of Lionel being all, "ANGEL, BITCHES." and more of the cryptic locksmith dressed like Dexter. It's for the ~mystery~ guys. Why am I critiquing this movie.

- "Three days." I C WHAT U DID THAR

- "Because I want to spend every minute with you." That sounds kinda creepy. But then again, she dies 3 days from now at 11.58 PM, so, okay.

- Aaaaaaaand I'm only 29 minutes into this movie.

- 1997? That's like... 14 ...14 years ago?

- "We can play hooky like we used to." lol at Charlotte's face. Appropriate reaction is appropriate.

- "I want this to be the best Christmas evarrrr." But Andrew, it's not even Christmas day yet.

- ... Charlotte, he said think big. How is going home think big.

- Charlotte's annoyingly optimistic.

- Lol at Charlotte's personality switches. She's annoyingly optimistic one scene and the next scene, she's all, "ANDREW, STOP BEING SO ANNOYINGLY BRIGHT AND CONFIDENT."

- Oh, god Charlotte. You're the one who wanted to go back to your hometown. He said think big. WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK LONDON OR PARIS.

- Acting weird = showing off. O-kay, Charlotte.

- This movie's going to be the death of me.

- They don't seem like they've been together for 20 years. Hm. There's no familiatrity, no inside jokes, no whatevers. Like, Homewrecker assistant and Andrew have more familiarity than Charlotte and Andrew.

- Lordy, the pavement with their names and little hands. haha

- They have their names all over town? What. lol.

- This dinner's kinda awkward. haha.

- I don't think that counter needs any more scrubbing, Charlotte.

- Why is this movie torturing meeeeeeeeeeeeee

- OH MY GOD REED IS SINGING

- KISSING. OLD LADIES SINGING AND THEN THE ENTIRE TOWN SINGING. MOAR KISSING. TIM MEADOW'S CREEPY CHRISTMAS TREE POWERS.

- "No, it's beautiful." Charlotte Re: her husband's singing. I call on your bullshit and I pile more bullshit on that bullshit.

- MOAR KISSING

- THAT'S WHY YOU CHOSE TO GO BACK TO YOUR HOMETOWN, CHARLOTTE? Sneaky. Why are these two acting like they haven't known each other for 20 years?

- Lol, surprise! daddy issues in this movie.

- Andrew, you sound like you're describing himself. What.

- Seriously, guys. These two don't act like they've known each other for a long time. SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.

- Andrew has reserved that look for Adelle De-- erm. Wrong show.

- He's embarassed because you're a shining beacon of shiny things, Charlotte. The first few scenes established that. Also, Angel Tim Meadow said you're special.

- I bet Andrew's going to show his ~noble side by rescuing that kid that's going to be trapped in that snow fort/igloo. Also, the dubbing for this scene is awful.

- They don't act like they've known each for a long time.

- MOAR KISSING

- Leave the fucking fort!

- HA, I KNEW IT. They're digging the snow! Digging! Digging! And apparently, aside from yoga and art class, Charlotte also knows life-saving techniques like CPR. Because she's ~special~. Angel Tim Meadows watches in the distance.

- Reed's stupid face. Ugh. How does that even work.

- Of course, Charlotte has the breath of life.

- "I saw angels. They said you'd be dying at 11.58 PM on Christmas Eve. They're waiting for you."



- *sigh* Oh, Charlotte.

- Lol, Charlotte doesn't believe in angels. Why did they grant Andrew's wish again?

- Angel Tim Meadow. You are creepy. That bell thing you do doesn't... ugh. whatever. Go and have some wine, Andrew.

- Okay, this scene with the gift giving is giving me feelings of awww. AWWW. Everybody's faces! They actually made me feel something other than 'lolwut' and 'why'

- YOU CAN'T HAVE KIDS, CHARLOTTE. THE ANGELS ARE WAITING FOR YOU

- Charlotte's being prissy again.

- Lol, is Andrew's greatest gift for Charlotte is children? hahahahahahahahahahahahah SURPRISE DADDY ISSUES AGAIN

- This is like, a bit of a bad characterization? Andrew's just parroting what Tim Meadows told him.

- *skipping the daddy issues scene*

- Ooh, wedding. And they dance... outside the place where the party is being held.

- Goddamnit Andrew. That's creepy (but then again, she IS going to die)

- "Do you have any idea how much I cherish you?" God what is this line?

- WHATEVER COSMIC BALANCE. God, Andrew, just die in her place. Cosmic balance ruined.

- WTF Charlotte. You have to ~feel~ it? No. You just have to figure out where that ornament balances everything else in that tree.

- Why can't just Andrew say that, "Charlotte, you died three days ago, and an Angel sent me back in time. We can't go back home because at 11.58 PM, you'll get run over by a car."

- That was a stupid rule, Andrew.

- HAHAHA. The cheat was still ~revealed~

- Andrew, just let her die? I really don't see the point in her living. She's so annoying.

- fucking daddy issues *roll eyes*

- "Nothing would ever happen." Riiiiiiiiiight

- Ya know, they hadn't really established how Andrew loves Charlotte.

- LOL SHE'S PREGNANT. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

- What, did the angels give Charlotte a second chance because she's going to give birth to the saviour of the universe?

- You're just six weeks in, how would you know if its a boy or a girl

- MOAR KISSING

- Andrew doesn't sound thrilled. lol.

- REED DIAMOND SHIRTLESS. BEST MOVIE EVER

- Then we'd both freeze? WTF, you just want one of you to freeze? GOD ANDREW, LET HER GO. SHUT UP TIM MEADOWS.

- Slow motion motherfuckers.

- Andrew gets run over. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- "How is he?" "He's dead, Jim."

- *roll eyes*

- WTF, Charlotte. You want to die? Remember you're pregnant?

- AND HE LIVES Charlotte has the breath kissyhand of life

- Angel Tim Meadow's a creeper.

- Wait, so they just let him live? Whatever happened to cosmic balance? Won't they go all Final Destination over Charlotte since it's her time and all that? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ANGELS THAT ARE WAITING FOR HER

- LOL AT THIS ENDING. WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR KID AFTER THAT CREEPY ANGEL.



This movie. Reed Diamond is flawless, Kristin David not really, Tim Meadows is okay (could have maximised him more, though. Not for the creepy parts. YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE HIM SKATE)


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Heh. Happy Holidays, y'all.